Ladies first

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Jannette! Jannette Rho! Jannette Rho is on the Cuttin' Crew!

Sorry. It's tough to contain that news.

So, naturally, we are a chivalrous lot and have to first announce our newest lady. It's not like being first is a strange place to be for Jannette. She racked up at least 9 first places by my count last year and that omits her overall Chicago Cyclocross Cup Champion status. Might as well conclude it all on top, right?

Well, of course we twisted her arm a little here and there. Some bribes may have happened, some beers may have happened but she has certainly blessed us with her presence and we couldn't be happier.

Welcome to the darkside, Jannette...

*(photo courtesy of Luke)

Chapter 3

Well. Here we are. Round 3.

We fired off some very big rounds over 2009. Aside from the results we have all become major gluttons for the experiences. Oh, and there sure as hell were results: Leland Kermesse winran the table at Velo-CityMayor's Cup winNACCC overall championALLVOI Cup championState road race championCycle Messenger World Champs podiumElite National qualifiers for the trackOfficially Unofficial Illinois State Singlespeed ChampionPartying at a golf resortOperation bus rescue, and plenty more podiums and off the bike successes.

It was a great time considering how difficult the 2nd year can be for a team like ours. We're rooted from a culture that is in a perpetual state of youth. In spirit more than anything. A lot of people around us live fast and once a novelty is done it's tough to keep something going. I'm sure it's probably not tougher than most (I'm such a whiner) but when you're a tight knit group like this it can get a bit dodgy. One ideal we try to maintain is what's best for you will most likely be what's best for the team. It helps when respecting the different styles and desires that come from a group of messengers, ex-messengers and never-messers (Stan).

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(Big thanks again to the Lardy Photography)

Someone got a great offer we couldn't match and would have been crazy to turn them down. Someone decided it was best to part ways for a while and roll with another killer crew. Some haven't been able to race for this reason or that and some we love seeing out there no matter how few and far between. So the sun has set on one year, so to speak, but this great wheel keeps spinning.

One thing is for sure, the sun is rising again with a whole new lot of burning fury and we are rising up to meet it.

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(what up minx!)

In an unprecedented recruitment blitz (!), we've got three new faces to add to the roster this year and I am so proud and excited to see them take us up on a chance to fly our colors. Keep your eyes peeled over the next few days as we are privileged to introduce a few new faces to this raggedy little band of Cuttin' Crew 3.0...

We are so beyond cowbell...

Well kids, the local Chicago Cyclocross Cup came to a close Sunday (12/6) at lovely Montrose Harbor. Turin hosted the final stage and the Illinois Cyclocross State Championship. It's been a good season to say the least. (photo courtesy of Ed White) We've had our highs and lows.  A simple scroll down this front page of this site will show you that. Words and images do little to actually match the enjoyment of having been there and being a part of it.

Racing started at 10AM and built up throughout the day until the pièces de résistance, the 4b's race. That's when the superstars really come out of the woodwork. This year has shown some of the best yet.

If there's any doubt that Cuttin' Crew doesn't bring it big, let that all be thrown to the wayside. Avi did the double-up for the nth time. One round in the jersey. Another round in the jersey ("Tradition", well said, Luke.)

Dr. Morell tied up the category 4A's Chicago Cyclocross Cup series with enough points to lock 4th place, never finishing out of the top ten in the entire series. Big Ben was putting the hurtin' to 'em in the workboots. Adam came out in the retro outfit riding mama Gatto's bike. Max had yet another strong day in the 3's pulling down 17th place. One very delightful bit of news: Cuttin' Crew's little bun in the oven got the points to take the women's 4s in the overall points category for the Cup series. Congratulations Jannette Rho!

Everyone's day was made even brighter by those 4's races though. I can't put it better than them boys over at chicrosscup.com... Daryl made his CX debut in style. He played a great Donkey Kong even through Mario exacting his revenge...

(photo courtesy of chicrosscup.com)

And then. Well. There's Bradley. Sosa swinging for his 62nd home run. Michael winning it with a dunk from the free throw line. Some of us remember the moments and the flashes. Behold the glory. Thank you Ali for capturing that moment.

Good ol' Bradley's always there to remind us all how to go about life. If at first you break your leg, try, try again.

Bradley is halfway to China, Jeff is posting up, and Max is about to fall down laughing.

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Congratulations to everyone on making it another FANTASTIC cyclocross season!

"Catastrophe" is actually latin for "Super Happy Fun Time"

Someone thought it would be a good idea to set up a bitchin' party in conjunction with the most delicious of all oat sodas at a hotel bar called "The Cave" the night before a Saturday cyclocross race being held at that Hotel's golf course. We agree.

That's why, in unprecedented fashion, the South Chicago Wheelmen have met no resistance in hiring out the services of your Chicago Cuttin' Crew to throw said party. And that's why we present with great pride and excitement:

Alliteration? Check. Prizes? Check. Andrew? Check. Bullhorn? Check.

The Hilton Chicago/Indian Lakes Resort will gladly reserve you a room worthy of you and 4 friends. You can sleep up to 5/room and they won't even bat an eye. Or, be a Baller, roll up solo. Just make sure you go to the Group/Convention Code section and enter "CYC" to get a room for the ridiculous rate of $79. It comes out to $88 total with taxes so plan for that. Also, be sure to book by November 10 to get the deal for Friday the 13th. Then come and meet us all at the bar.

You can pre-ride the course Friday. Go for a swim. Have a relaxing time at the spa. Get lit. And wake up the next morning AT the race! It's freakin' brilliant. It's not even necessary to fulfill all 4 steps, you're pretty much guaranteed to have a good time either way. Unless you hate fun. Then you won't.

Just remember friends, few acts of heroism eclipse riding a cyclocross race through a hall of hecklers that KNOW you're hungover.

See ya there.

WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?!

By Brean

To me, one of the great things about being a biker in New York City was always the track bike racing series that take place in the parks. See, the parks in New York only allow cars to drive in them during rush hour (and even that should be going away soon). So for most of the time, the park drives are great places to get away from cars and trucks and other noisy, polluting, and dangerous vehicles. It's fantastic, but often a little overcrowded during the day.

But at night, when most of the pedestrians go home and all that's left are cyclists and skateboarders, we race. Messengers, alleycatters, sanctioned racers of all types, and urban fixed gear riders all race together, usually divided into two or three self-imposed categories. Back in the day, there were night races in Central Park and Prospect Park (Brooklyn's Central Park), but since no one worthwhile under the age of 40 lives in Manhattan anymore, the races are only in Brooklyn now.

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This fall, the weekly race series was called Boogie Nights II. The only race I was able to make was the last race, which for the A Group was a 5 lap Scratch Race of the park's 3.4 mile loop, with a long easy downhill and one climb. I chose to run a 50x16, being a little scared of the hill, it would be a mistake (turns out, I was running the lowest ratio, with most guys running 10 more gear inches than me).

Remember, this was the last stage in a series. So I came in not having a chance to win, but with a chance to help out Jody, a guy I know from the track. Going into the night, he was tied for first with Giancarlo, a Cat 1 road racer who is excellent on the breakaway, but doesn't have much of a sprint. Giancarlo brought along one of his friends, also a Cat 1 to help in the inevitable breakaway. Rounding out the dangers of the 11-man field was a few other Cat 1's and another old friend of mine who used to be a pro a few years ago. My job would be to stick around Jody and not worry about anyone but Giancarlo.

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A break developed right from the start, but I had to stay with the pack because Jody didn't go. Another friend from the track, Al, was supposed to work for Jody, too. But he got in the break and got caught up in the competition and worked in it, eventually making it stick. The rest of us looked at each other and soft pedaled for a whole lap (during which I realized how undergeared I was --I kept drifting back on the downhill), before we decided that the likely winner of that break was within striking distance of winning. So we organized and started working. But it was cat and mouse for a long time, with Giancarlo getting on Jody's wheel in the paceline and his lieutenant getting in front of me. I really want to give that guy credit. He kept letting gaps develop and generally looking like he was barely holding on until the start of the third lap when he and Giancarlo jetted near the top of the hill. I tried to chase, and so did Jody, but i could not catch their wheels. I think I just didn't have it, but I also feel like I didn't react quickly enough with a sense of urgency. I didn't give them enough credit in their ability to keep the gas on. I had one more chance to catch them --i was closing that gap ever so slowly --but the cops came whizzing by with their lights on. They passed me, pulled next to the other three guys, and hit the sirens. I thought we were getting pulled over and let up a little. But the cops kept moving, and so did the other racers. I tried my best, but I could not catch them. The other two eventually lost Jody, too, but I still could not close the gap to him. I really need to work on my red zone time trialling.

Eventually, I figured that it would be best to ease up a bit and wait for help. I did and worked with some nice fellows for a while, but I felt like we were dogging it a bit. we never did catch Jody. He wound up soloing for three laps, getting 5th in the race, and taking 2nd in the series. I took 7th in the race, which I was pretty happy with. Giancarlo won the series for the A Group, and went home with lots of cash and a sweet wheelset and lots of prizes. Inge, who used to live in Chicago and raced in the Tour Da Chicago, won the series for the ladies, and took home nice shit, too. Really, there were a shit-ton of prizes. Next time those races are run, we should get to New York with a posse.

I can't say it enough.

by Jeff

First and foremost, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much for the great wave of support. It's been a rough October and the financial situation of everyone has left us in a bind in terms of getting the bus up and running again in a timely fashion. What ended up happening is we have been subjected to the faith and goodwill of our community and, as a result, we were definitely NOT disappointed. A good amount of people, a national media outlet and one whole team threw themselves, their talents and a few bucks to our aid and I knew we couldn't disappoint.

A few choice emails and calls to contacts were tapped earlier this week to set Ben and me in the right direction for repair work. We stayed on the proper avenues and put in a long one on Wednesday to drive a crooked bus down to the far southwest side early in the morning rain to get it in line for a place that specifically cares for huge vehicle shocks. We were definitely in the right place behind a disassembled tractor and a trailer that was getting new bushings installed. We dropped the keys off and left our info with the mechanic, the moment of truth was approaching but it went out of our hands...

After the handoff, we biked it back up to do a full day's work in the loop. Well. I did. Ben had the day off. He had a day off that is hard to come by in his two job schedule. And he spent it focused around the bus...

Well, Ben has since gotten those keys back and the bus was connected at the other end! This job is done! Big shoutout to Southwest Springs down there at 85th and Pulaski. Dudes are legit. There's a great story that came out of it (Ben's always been one for the good stories)  but the bottom line is they knew money was an issue so they kept it honest with us and got us rolling straight. Plus their follow-up to Ben's answer of the ever common 'what do you guys do with this thing?' was even amazing: "Oh... like that 7-Eleven team?" Love it.

Those tidbits aside, the real story amidst all of this stuff is how quickly and seriously people came to our side. I really can't say thanks enough for that. Those with names and addresses are getting lurked as you read this and should expect to have a little extra heckling and support for you come this Sunday and every damn Sunday from here on out. Stop by and have a dog or some Canadian bacon. Hop in the bus and thaw out a little bit, we'll have the portable heater going again with this damn chill sticking around.

For the record, that offer made just now is and always will be extended to anyone and everyone. The more the merrier.

As for the funds, the paypal donations should clear just in time to give us the boost we'll need to make up our due bus rent. Hopefully you won't mind, but we're also going to be getting on a little fundraiser work to build a little trust fund for the cruiser. I actually like to think of it as a "Bus-t fund" (you may commence with rolling your eyes.) It's a fund intended for a rainy day like this past Sunday or stuff to offset the rent and everyday upkeep. We'll be hoping to get things going in the very near future with some reasonably priced and delicious baked goods, possibly oat sodas and some nice new t-shirts.

Please keep posted for further details and, for the first of a million, let me say it: THANK YOU!

bus down

We finally made it on to the official ChiCrossCup map. Were they giving us a premium heckling spot, or keeping us far away from the locals? Alas, the Cuttin' Cruiser couldn't make it out. busmaintWe knew this day would come eventually, but still, it stings. Early assessments tell us that we probably have a sheared bolt in one the leaf spring assemblies. It's sent the rear axle, well, sideways a few inches. On the plus side, we're hoping it's a simple fix...it's just a bolt, right?

On the other hand,  it's not like you can just grab a jack from the trunk and hoist a twelve thousand pound machine up in the air. We've got some feelers out for ways to get it done on the cheap, but we're not holding our breath.

So, be on the lookout for fundraiser in the near future...bake sale? kegger? We'll have to get creative. But observant eyes may have noticed a recent addition to the site, for just this sort of emergency. We haven't made much of it, but there's a "Donate" button over there on the left.

If you know Jeff, you know he's not the type to hassle his passengers for gas money. If you've ever grabbed a dog and a beer at one of the couches, and never saw the tip jar sitting out conspicuously, well, maybe you can throw a little somethin' in there now, to help get this thing back on the road. Hopefully we'll be rolling soon.

Thanks.