BREAKING NEWS - THE STAKES HAVE BEEN RAISED

UPDATE: ON-LINE REGISTRATION EXTENDED UNTIL NOON ON FRIDAY

I will gladly return Sweet Justice to his rightful owners on one condition: Jeff Perkins must make a home-made T-shirt (take your time, make it look nice) that reads: "I Love Donny Osmond (really)" and post a picture of himself on FB wearing said T-Shirt in his favorite drinking establishment. - Michael Kelly AKA Supergirl

If he won't give it to you. You gotta justĀ TAKE 'er back!

December 17. Humboldt Park. 1:45.

Be there.