The Chicago Criterium


Open letter of invitation to everyone. Welcome to our living room. Our kitchen. Our bedroom. Our entertainment room. Our bathroom. Our office.

Welcome to our streets.

Word is they gots 2 jumbotrons (TWO JUMBOTRONS!!!), 2 stages, a grandstand and then some. Who's hearing ads on B96? Fuck. Yes. Thank you Chicago. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Be there to witness this craze for Criteriums and cheer us on, cheer them on, you just gotta cheer. July 27th. Most of us males will be rolling right before the multi-lingual big boys at 1:35 PM. Our ladies are looking at an 8:10 AM appointment.