We are so beyond cowbell...

Well kids, the local Chicago Cyclocross Cup came to a close Sunday (12/6) at lovely Montrose Harbor. Turin hosted the final stage and the Illinois Cyclocross State Championship. It's been a good season to say the least. (photo courtesy of Ed White) We've had our highs and lows.  A simple scroll down this front page of this site will show you that. Words and images do little to actually match the enjoyment of having been there and being a part of it.

Racing started at 10AM and built up throughout the day until the pièces de résistance, the 4b's race. That's when the superstars really come out of the woodwork. This year has shown some of the best yet.

If there's any doubt that Cuttin' Crew doesn't bring it big, let that all be thrown to the wayside. Avi did the double-up for the nth time. One round in the jersey. Another round in the jersey ("Tradition", well said, Luke.)

Dr. Morell tied up the category 4A's Chicago Cyclocross Cup series with enough points to lock 4th place, never finishing out of the top ten in the entire series. Big Ben was putting the hurtin' to 'em in the workboots. Adam came out in the retro outfit riding mama Gatto's bike. Max had yet another strong day in the 3's pulling down 17th place. One very delightful bit of news: Cuttin' Crew's little bun in the oven got the points to take the women's 4s in the overall points category for the Cup series. Congratulations Jannette Rho!

Everyone's day was made even brighter by those 4's races though. I can't put it better than them boys over at chicrosscup.com... Daryl made his CX debut in style. He played a great Donkey Kong even through Mario exacting his revenge...

(photo courtesy of chicrosscup.com)

And then. Well. There's Bradley. Sosa swinging for his 62nd home run. Michael winning it with a dunk from the free throw line. Some of us remember the moments and the flashes. Behold the glory. Thank you Ali for capturing that moment.

Good ol' Bradley's always there to remind us all how to go about life. If at first you break your leg, try, try again.

Bradley is halfway to China, Jeff is posting up, and Max is about to fall down laughing.

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Congratulations to everyone on making it another FANTASTIC cyclocross season!

"Catastrophe" is actually latin for "Super Happy Fun Time"

Someone thought it would be a good idea to set up a bitchin' party in conjunction with the most delicious of all oat sodas at a hotel bar called "The Cave" the night before a Saturday cyclocross race being held at that Hotel's golf course. We agree.

That's why, in unprecedented fashion, the South Chicago Wheelmen have met no resistance in hiring out the services of your Chicago Cuttin' Crew to throw said party. And that's why we present with great pride and excitement:

Alliteration? Check. Prizes? Check. Andrew? Check. Bullhorn? Check.

The Hilton Chicago/Indian Lakes Resort will gladly reserve you a room worthy of you and 4 friends. You can sleep up to 5/room and they won't even bat an eye. Or, be a Baller, roll up solo. Just make sure you go to the Group/Convention Code section and enter "CYC" to get a room for the ridiculous rate of $79. It comes out to $88 total with taxes so plan for that. Also, be sure to book by November 10 to get the deal for Friday the 13th. Then come and meet us all at the bar.

You can pre-ride the course Friday. Go for a swim. Have a relaxing time at the spa. Get lit. And wake up the next morning AT the race! It's freakin' brilliant. It's not even necessary to fulfill all 4 steps, you're pretty much guaranteed to have a good time either way. Unless you hate fun. Then you won't.

Just remember friends, few acts of heroism eclipse riding a cyclocross race through a hall of hecklers that KNOW you're hungover.

See ya there.

WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?!

By Brean

To me, one of the great things about being a biker in New York City was always the track bike racing series that take place in the parks. See, the parks in New York only allow cars to drive in them during rush hour (and even that should be going away soon). So for most of the time, the park drives are great places to get away from cars and trucks and other noisy, polluting, and dangerous vehicles. It's fantastic, but often a little overcrowded during the day.

But at night, when most of the pedestrians go home and all that's left are cyclists and skateboarders, we race. Messengers, alleycatters, sanctioned racers of all types, and urban fixed gear riders all race together, usually divided into two or three self-imposed categories. Back in the day, there were night races in Central Park and Prospect Park (Brooklyn's Central Park), but since no one worthwhile under the age of 40 lives in Manhattan anymore, the races are only in Brooklyn now.

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This fall, the weekly race series was called Boogie Nights II. The only race I was able to make was the last race, which for the A Group was a 5 lap Scratch Race of the park's 3.4 mile loop, with a long easy downhill and one climb. I chose to run a 50x16, being a little scared of the hill, it would be a mistake (turns out, I was running the lowest ratio, with most guys running 10 more gear inches than me).

Remember, this was the last stage in a series. So I came in not having a chance to win, but with a chance to help out Jody, a guy I know from the track. Going into the night, he was tied for first with Giancarlo, a Cat 1 road racer who is excellent on the breakaway, but doesn't have much of a sprint. Giancarlo brought along one of his friends, also a Cat 1 to help in the inevitable breakaway. Rounding out the dangers of the 11-man field was a few other Cat 1's and another old friend of mine who used to be a pro a few years ago. My job would be to stick around Jody and not worry about anyone but Giancarlo.

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A break developed right from the start, but I had to stay with the pack because Jody didn't go. Another friend from the track, Al, was supposed to work for Jody, too. But he got in the break and got caught up in the competition and worked in it, eventually making it stick. The rest of us looked at each other and soft pedaled for a whole lap (during which I realized how undergeared I was --I kept drifting back on the downhill), before we decided that the likely winner of that break was within striking distance of winning. So we organized and started working. But it was cat and mouse for a long time, with Giancarlo getting on Jody's wheel in the paceline and his lieutenant getting in front of me. I really want to give that guy credit. He kept letting gaps develop and generally looking like he was barely holding on until the start of the third lap when he and Giancarlo jetted near the top of the hill. I tried to chase, and so did Jody, but i could not catch their wheels. I think I just didn't have it, but I also feel like I didn't react quickly enough with a sense of urgency. I didn't give them enough credit in their ability to keep the gas on. I had one more chance to catch them --i was closing that gap ever so slowly --but the cops came whizzing by with their lights on. They passed me, pulled next to the other three guys, and hit the sirens. I thought we were getting pulled over and let up a little. But the cops kept moving, and so did the other racers. I tried my best, but I could not catch them. The other two eventually lost Jody, too, but I still could not close the gap to him. I really need to work on my red zone time trialling.

Eventually, I figured that it would be best to ease up a bit and wait for help. I did and worked with some nice fellows for a while, but I felt like we were dogging it a bit. we never did catch Jody. He wound up soloing for three laps, getting 5th in the race, and taking 2nd in the series. I took 7th in the race, which I was pretty happy with. Giancarlo won the series for the A Group, and went home with lots of cash and a sweet wheelset and lots of prizes. Inge, who used to live in Chicago and raced in the Tour Da Chicago, won the series for the ladies, and took home nice shit, too. Really, there were a shit-ton of prizes. Next time those races are run, we should get to New York with a posse.

I can't say it enough.

by Jeff

First and foremost, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much for the great wave of support. It's been a rough October and the financial situation of everyone has left us in a bind in terms of getting the bus up and running again in a timely fashion. What ended up happening is we have been subjected to the faith and goodwill of our community and, as a result, we were definitely NOT disappointed. A good amount of people, a national media outlet and one whole team threw themselves, their talents and a few bucks to our aid and I knew we couldn't disappoint.

A few choice emails and calls to contacts were tapped earlier this week to set Ben and me in the right direction for repair work. We stayed on the proper avenues and put in a long one on Wednesday to drive a crooked bus down to the far southwest side early in the morning rain to get it in line for a place that specifically cares for huge vehicle shocks. We were definitely in the right place behind a disassembled tractor and a trailer that was getting new bushings installed. We dropped the keys off and left our info with the mechanic, the moment of truth was approaching but it went out of our hands...

After the handoff, we biked it back up to do a full day's work in the loop. Well. I did. Ben had the day off. He had a day off that is hard to come by in his two job schedule. And he spent it focused around the bus...

Well, Ben has since gotten those keys back and the bus was connected at the other end! This job is done! Big shoutout to Southwest Springs down there at 85th and Pulaski. Dudes are legit. There's a great story that came out of it (Ben's always been one for the good stories)  but the bottom line is they knew money was an issue so they kept it honest with us and got us rolling straight. Plus their follow-up to Ben's answer of the ever common 'what do you guys do with this thing?' was even amazing: "Oh... like that 7-Eleven team?" Love it.

Those tidbits aside, the real story amidst all of this stuff is how quickly and seriously people came to our side. I really can't say thanks enough for that. Those with names and addresses are getting lurked as you read this and should expect to have a little extra heckling and support for you come this Sunday and every damn Sunday from here on out. Stop by and have a dog or some Canadian bacon. Hop in the bus and thaw out a little bit, we'll have the portable heater going again with this damn chill sticking around.

For the record, that offer made just now is and always will be extended to anyone and everyone. The more the merrier.

As for the funds, the paypal donations should clear just in time to give us the boost we'll need to make up our due bus rent. Hopefully you won't mind, but we're also going to be getting on a little fundraiser work to build a little trust fund for the cruiser. I actually like to think of it as a "Bus-t fund" (you may commence with rolling your eyes.) It's a fund intended for a rainy day like this past Sunday or stuff to offset the rent and everyday upkeep. We'll be hoping to get things going in the very near future with some reasonably priced and delicious baked goods, possibly oat sodas and some nice new t-shirts.

Please keep posted for further details and, for the first of a million, let me say it: THANK YOU!

bus down

We finally made it on to the official ChiCrossCup map. Were they giving us a premium heckling spot, or keeping us far away from the locals? Alas, the Cuttin' Cruiser couldn't make it out. busmaintWe knew this day would come eventually, but still, it stings. Early assessments tell us that we probably have a sheared bolt in one the leaf spring assemblies. It's sent the rear axle, well, sideways a few inches. On the plus side, we're hoping it's a simple fix...it's just a bolt, right?

On the other hand,  it's not like you can just grab a jack from the trunk and hoist a twelve thousand pound machine up in the air. We've got some feelers out for ways to get it done on the cheap, but we're not holding our breath.

So, be on the lookout for fundraiser in the near future...bake sale? kegger? We'll have to get creative. But observant eyes may have noticed a recent addition to the site, for just this sort of emergency. We haven't made much of it, but there's a "Donate" button over there on the left.

If you know Jeff, you know he's not the type to hassle his passengers for gas money. If you've ever grabbed a dog and a beer at one of the couches, and never saw the tip jar sitting out conspicuously, well, maybe you can throw a little somethin' in there now, to help get this thing back on the road. Hopefully we'll be rolling soon.

Thanks.

Happy Bike Messenger Appreciation Day (10/9)

Happy official Bicycle Messenger Appreciation Day! AKA 10-9 Day! Yesterday (10/8/09) we got some love from some very kind folks over at Active Transportation Alliance in association with Goose Island and Mother Hubbard's Bar. A big thank you for that.

This post is really about to be dedicated to our most senior messenger on the race team and that is Dr. Mike Morell. Mike is going into his 10th year in the service, a little known milestone amongst many, especially the vets. He has assumed many responsibilities as  head of the Windy City BMA (when it was around), original Messenger Prom organizer, co-founder of 4 Star Courier Collective, main organizer and goto for countless (seriously countless) fundraisers and races/parties, roommate to half the city, friend to industry leaders all around the world,  always the best dude for advice, and, of course, the self-proclaimed world's greatest dispatcher. Dude's got stories.

 

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 He's got a laundry list of accomplishments within and without the industry. For us that doesn't involve banquets and plaques, nor crappy little twists on words to polish up a desperate resume. It involves respect. Pure, genuine and highly credible dues that are only bestowed upon the select few that deserve them.

Here's to ya, Mike. And here's to the many others out there still giving it a go and making it through the tougher times of this silly game. Happy 10-9 Day!

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Much love and Respect.

Old News but Good News

Well. It's been tricky to find the official source for the results from Tokyo but it's time we all accept it as fact. We proudly present (with some delay) your 3rd place finisher in the women's classification for the Cycle Messenger World Championships...

 TEENERS!

Photo courtesy of htosaki

The best update around is actually courtesy of the fine folks over at the Chicago Couriers Union.

Al, Ben and Molly did it up right for their town as well. Thanks for the zillionth time to Tokyo.

Photo courtesy of Yogi

Don't miss many of the other great updates on the CCU blog. Including this gem:

Big thanks to Active Transportation Alliance

The bunny has a dollar for you

by Avi First things first. After our whirlwind, round-the-clock reporting on worlds in Tokyo, we dropped the ball on Elite Track Nationals. Al was out there, along with a couple other Northbrook locals, and while you could catch the action on live web video, we missed the boat in regards to timely reports.

Al had a great time, raced three events, and almost made the finals in his specialty, the points race. A brief recap:

11th in points. The dude sitting on my wheel when we were halfway to the break attacked me for the points and then bridged solo and hung me out to dry. Those dudes were all crazy fast. I worked my ass off to get 2 points. It was really good to be in a race like that. Even if there's a bunch of dudes faster than me at Kenosha or Northbrook, there's also a bunch of dudes slower than me. Not at nats. Everyone had to qualify.

5:09 pursuit. 10 seconds faster than last year, but I was hoping for 15. I went out too hard and should have used a 98" gear.

Dude going fast in my heat was Bobby Lea. He won the finals.

Best race was the points final. Phinney vs. Creed. Both had 2 laps and the points were 54 to 55, Creed up with the last sprint coming up. Phinney jumps out of turn 2, Creed on his wheel. Creed can't come around and takes 1 point to Phinney's 2, and loses the finishing order tiebreaker.

Giddeon Massey is my new favorite bike racer. Beat Phinney in the kilo for first (1:02 to 1:04! Phinney took silver at 08 worlds.), won the keirin with a huge gap, and lost the match sprint finals 2 to 1 on a relegation that could have gone either way.

Thanks to Marcus for the gear, Val for looking after the details, and of course, propers to Josh Ryan and David Moyer for their strong showings. With that said...consider the track season done. On to cyclocross, the devil's fancy!

Somewhere between road racing and mountain biking, between summer and winter, between a Sunday in the park and the rollers in the basement...there you find cyclocross. Whether by necessity or choice, some of us go the extra mile and single speed it. Maybe you don't need the other 19 anyway, or you have fewer parts to gum up and destroy, or you just run what you brung.

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Sometimes there's this notion that we're just jokers showing up with knives at a gunfight, but I like to think of it as a Samurai in a gunfight...you may not be the last man standing, but anything can happen. Out in Portland they have hundreds of single speeders at every race, enough to subcategorize them in the various A's, B's, Masters' races...but here at the Chicrosscup, the SS division has long since vanished. Enough of our swooning over the Northwest's 'cross scene...here, we have the "Officially Unofficial Illinois State Cyclocross Single Speed Championship (OUISCSSC) presented by Yojimbo's Garage." Quite a mouthful! Big thanks to Half Acre for manning the clipboards and making it happen!

If we had any illusions of grandeur about the status of our "championship," they were dashed at the line, when the officials lined us up behind the cat 4 women AND the juniors. Ouch. 22 of us toed the line - not a huge field, but nobody could really be written off. OK, Tripps was donning an aero helmet and a hockey jersey, but still, he's got mad offroad skills, so you never know.

There were a couple of hoopties, but lots of tricked out carbon, titanium, some handmade steel, and plenty of tubies to go around. A few messengers, trackies, a couple of high-catted roadies, hardcore 'crossers, a couple of Killjoy guys that absolutely schooled me back in 2005, winning 1st and 2nd in every single SS race, and a few mountain bikers running discs...this last group scared me most of all. If there's one way a mountain bike can edge out a cross bike, it's this: the smaller wheels and tighter geometry could cut a bit tighter and get inside you on a corner. The officials asked our road categories all around to get an idea of lap times: 3s, 4s, 5s, with an Expert mountain biker on the front row. Eek.

We're off and after a couple of elbows, we settle in. One thing that can really ruin a cross race early is getting stuck in single file while gaps open up at the front. Fortunately, the brilliant course put up by NCC and Half Acre left plenty of wide open lanes after the first few corners. A group of four is off by a bit, with a couple of familiar faces from the bus laying down the pace. I bridge and latch on. Nice and easy through the four switchbacks on the hill, and I pick up a spot climbing out. Fourth wheel.

I can't tell what the plan is...are they pacing it out, waiting for someone to slip up, or is this really as hard as they can manage? I can't contain myself and attack between corners; I'm out front. Big dig, hold it steady, look back: mountain biker on my wheel. I don't know if the other three are still there, but it doesn't matter. Keep it up but don't slip up: no mistakes.

Two more laps of this and nothing changes. Should I go all out or pace myself and save a kick for the end? Is this guy waiting for the right corner to catch me napping? I shut the door on every corner and he never makes a move. Lapping ten-year-olds and women, it gets tricky, but we try to keep it honorable.

There are so many ways to lose: a single mistake, especially in the closing minutes, and kiss the win goodbye. I had mine: a mis-planted foot off the last barrier in the woods and I lost my spot. I tried to fight the panic and look for my opportunity. We turned onto the pavement, a slight fast climb. Straight and wide, maybe my last real chance to pass, but I see that he's pushing a steep gear. I thought I was done: all he had to do was stand and mash for a dozen strokes and I'd be spinning out on the pavement and never have a chance. But I noticed something else: the thirty-minutes-of-just-a-tad-too-steep-of-a-gear cadence (been there). He can't attack! I spin up, grab my spot back, and keep the last few corners covered up airtight.

Coming into the penultimate turn, a 180 left, I was really afraid he'd use his bike to get the tighter line and chop me, but we both tiptoe through and he's stuck outside for the last sweeper! I bury it, get a couple lengths and think about posting up? No! He's got that big gear turning over now, and he's making up ground fast. I hold him off by a length but throw for good measure. I finally get to throw the sweet scissors high! For the win, and the title!

Photo courtesy of Luke

So forgive the lack of brevity and excessive use of exclamation points, but it's not everyday I get to write a winning race report...thirty races this season, first win ever. As much as I love to double up, I was pre-pinned for the 1/2/3s race, but I opted to celebrate on the couch instead.

The rest of the crew had a strong showing, improving on Jackson Park's results across the boards. Mike finished 6th in the 4a's; if he'd gotten the fourth lap he was expecting, it would have been a few spots higher. Max shook off the mechanicals that plagued his second day at UCI MadCross to crack the top 20 21.

The ladies of the crew were also doing it in the dirt. Molly was a little tied up in Tokyo for the kickoff weekend of cross, so she got her first taste of the season, finishing strong in 13th, just behind Jamie in 11th. Not to undermine her ass-kicking on the bike, but check out Jamie's new ride if you get a chance: custom frame, 650c wheels, sparkly purple paint job. Like a glove.

Heffy was driving the bus, manning the grill, and of course, finding a new way to keep the 4s entertained, this time with a large stuffed bunny offering a dollar prime on the climb. Lots of strong showings from friends and couch surfers, and if not, at least a dog and a beer as a consolation prize. If only all racing were this fun.