Boyoyoyoyoyingg!

Ladies and gents meet Roadhouse. Yes, he works at Service First. Yes, his name is Al. Yes, he’s got an insane training regimen that he sticks to religiously. Yes, he hates talking. Hold up though - this man is Al PEARSON.

I’m nervous to pump up Al because he’s got such great potential and, contrary to the general Chicagoan sports mentality, he likes to deliver results before imagining what-ifs. Makes a man dangerous when he’s got the skills Al has.

So we’ll leave it at this, Al Pearson has kindly joined us at the ranks of the Cuttin’ Crew and we’re all completely psyched cuz he’s a real good dude and he’s gon’ whoop a whole lotta ass.

Too subtle?