“Catastrophe” is actually latin for “Super Happy Fun Time”

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Someone thought it would be a good idea to set up a bitchin’ party in conjunction with the most delicious of all oat sodas at a hotel bar called “The Cave” the night before a Saturday cyclocross race being held at that Hotel’s golf course. We agree.

That’s why, in unprecedented fashion, the South Chicago Wheelmen have met no resistance in hiring out the services of your Chicago Cuttin’ Crew to throw said party. And that’s why we present with great pride and excitement:

Alliteration? Check. Prizes? Check. Andrew? Check. Bullhorn? Check.

The Hilton Chicago/Indian Lakes Resort will gladly reserve you a room worthy of you and 4 friends. You can sleep up to 5/room and they won’t even bat an eye. Or, be a Baller, roll up solo. Just make sure you go to the Group/Convention Code section and enter “CYC” to get a room for the ridiculous rate of $79. It comes out to $88 total with taxes so plan for that. Also, be sure to book by November 10 to get the deal for Friday the 13th. Then come and meet us all at the bar.

You can pre-ride the course Friday. Go for a swim. Have a relaxing time at the spa. Get lit. And wake up the next morning AT the race! It’s freakin’ brilliant. It’s not even necessary to fulfill all 4 steps, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have a good time either way. Unless you hate fun. Then you won’t.

Just remember friends, few acts of heroism eclipse riding a cyclocross race through a hall of hecklers that KNOW you’re hungover.

See ya there.

9 Responses

  1. Al

    Friday, November 13.
    8-11 pm.

  2. Julie

    How long will the party go on till???

  3. Stevo

    When will the course be open to ride?

  4. avi

    The Cave Bar closes at 11. As for the party…your guess is as good as ours. It will certainly be over by…Sunday morning?

    SCW gave us word that “the course should be ready to ride by late Friday afternoon.”

  5. Bailey

    Anybody feel like riding bikes out there?

  6. Michael Young

    Check out my Flickr for some shots of the goos times. Thanks yall.

  7. MAX

    GIANT THANKS TO THE SOUTH CHICAGO WHEELMEN

  8. andrew the candleman candles aka steve schlanger

    I’ll go ahead and second an enormous thank you to mike “supergirl” kelly, brian “the righteous brother” boyle, and the whole south Chicago wheelmen crew for putting together the most incredible weekend of cross shenanigans I’ve ever experienced. And another shoutout to the Indian lakes resort staff for hosting/putting up with us and not freaking out when I borrowed a golf cart for the most exciting round of mobile color commentary I’ve ever had the pleasure of relaying. Let’s do it again next year!

  9. Lindsayraikwarme

    China and Russia put the blame on some screwed up experiments of US for the earthquake that happened in Haiti.
    Chinese and Russian Military scientists, these reports say, are concurring with Canadian researcher, and former Asia-Pacific Bureau Chief of Forbes Magazine, Benjamin Fulford, who in a very disturbing video released from his Japanese offices to the American public, details how the United States attacked China by the firing of a 90 Million Volt Shockwave from the Americans High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) facilities in Alaska
    If we can recollect a previous news when US blamed Russia for the earthquake in Georgio. What do you guys think? Is it really possible to create an earthquake by humans?
    I came across this article about Haiti Earthquake in some blog it seems very interesting, but conspiracy theories have always been there.

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