You must adhere to all of these guidelines:
1) Know how to ride a bike.
2) Basically live on your bike.
3) Go really fast on your bike.
4) Be in Chicago.
5) Have nothing better to do.
6) Be willing to take this shit wa-a-ay too seriously.
7) Be Brynn Schwaba or Bradley Gates.
Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
This is our (un)official development program. Talent and commitment have combined to create two cats rising up from within the street scene that were so kickass we just had to ask if we could take them in before the rest of the world wisened up. Hazing will most definitely ensue but remember, no one punches my little brother/sister but me. Thanks for coming along for the ride guys! We know you’ll make us proud! (…awwww)
March 28th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Step 8 (in the case of Bradley): Be REALLY sarcastic ALL the time…
March 29th, 2008 at 11:12 am
YAY!! Is that Brynn flashing our sponsor Money Around?!
I’m so excited you’re on Board, Woman!
You too Bradley!!
March 29th, 2008 at 11:23 am
How am I gonna follow guideline number four from Kansas City?
March 30th, 2008 at 6:26 am
that’s right, all $27 of sponsor luv getting flashed.
of course, bradley looks like he spent his $27 elsewhere. . .
March 30th, 2008 at 10:03 am
what are you dot dot insinuating there brean?
March 31st, 2008 at 10:38 am
Good meeting at Hillsboro.
Write back to establish dialogue.
Mike